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My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his!
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone!
It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.
A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.
I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before
There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards:
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
The best time to buy anything is last year.
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
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